At least that's the joke Lambert's decided he's going to stick with, later, after this is all over. He hasn't bothered to dress up or anything special like that, but he hasn't shown up dead drunk, either. This isn't a point he thought he'd get to during his stay here -- just about anything sounds better than having Geralt slotted up beside him in his heart and head -- but it's an arrangement that's convenient for the both of them.
He just hopes it doesn't also involve feeling every time Geralt fucks, because that's a level of intimacy he just really doesn't want to have with his sort-of older brother.
As luck would have it, there's a real Bonding ceremony taking place just before theirs, a blushing Merrow and her sheepish witch bride surrounded by friends as witnesses, taking their sweet time with their sappy, heartfelt vows. For now, it's hanging out in the waiting room off to the side, one of his feet drumming on the ground while his ears swivel restlessly. ]
some time late in the month
At least that's the joke Lambert's decided he's going to stick with, later, after this is all over. He hasn't bothered to dress up or anything special like that, but he hasn't shown up dead drunk, either. This isn't a point he thought he'd get to during his stay here -- just about anything sounds better than having Geralt slotted up beside him in his heart and head -- but it's an arrangement that's convenient for the both of them.
He just hopes it doesn't also involve feeling every time Geralt fucks, because that's a level of intimacy he just really doesn't want to have with his sort-of older brother.
As luck would have it, there's a real Bonding ceremony taking place just before theirs, a blushing Merrow and her sheepish witch bride surrounded by friends as witnesses, taking their sweet time with their sappy, heartfelt vows. For now, it's hanging out in the waiting room off to the side, one of his feet drumming on the ground while his ears swivel restlessly. ]