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[gehennawind]

Honestly! If you were something like me, you'd be on the younger side. Perspective is funny.

I'm twenty-three. That's not a problem, right?

[niespodzianka]

It'd be a little late

[ Geralt's made worse decisions for less freaky sex. At least she's older than Ciri, which he suspects will be the bar from now on. How do you deal with having a massively longer lifespan than most of your social circle? He's got no idea. ]

[gehennawind]

Little bit. You sent me a picture of your breasts. No going back from that.

[ It's a few minutes, but because she's in the kind of mood where she thinks she's a comedian, Paloma includes another image: a familiar brass tub, starting to fill up. ]

[niespodzianka]

Yeah that was definitely the tipping point

[ Not fucking her brains out in her bathroom in that very tub. ]

I didn't make friends with humans until I was sixty or so
I think
Before that it was only other witchers and dwarves
If I ever get home I'm not sure how I'll feel socializing with people eighty years younger
guess everybody in these situations goes through that at some point

or they're eternal fucking weirdos

[gehennawind]

[ Somebody's brains got fucked out............... ]

I met a few with one or a few centuries under their belt. First one coming to mind is a real freaking asshole, or was.

Sobering stuff. It's almost as if the older people get, the more determined they are to go crazy. Present company excepted?

[niespodzianka]

[ You sex poisoned him, that's different. ]

The oldest people I've ever known have been the best
barring one elf

[gehennawind]

Well, that figures. Could be that vampires just suck.

[ Ha. But actually. With their feeding habits, and their funky high-inducing bites, and sometimes a Teflon steel vag. ]

Thank you for the reassurances. I'm taking a bath for real, do you want one last shot? For luck?

[niespodzianka]

No
The single best person I have ever known
The most - real
was a vampire

Of course
but I gotta go
send it when you feel like it

[gehennawind]

[ Right as he says something REALLY interest-piquing about an elder, someone not of her world but maybe worth learning more of, and Geralt's gotta hop to it. Damn. ]

When you have a minute again, I'd love to hear about them. If you're up for it. [ He did say 'was'. ]

One hundred racist witch heads, remember.

[ And yeah, about twenty minutes go by before Geralt has a saucy delivery of some choice bathtub reclining. ]