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[ Poor bastard. An inaccurate image of Geralt collapsed against a wall in depression, polaroids of breasts and asses fluttering desolately around him, tickles her into another fit. ]

Aim at whatever you think is your best feature?

Can I capture my eyesight in the dark in a still image

Buddy, do you need some suggestions?

I guess

[ He's old and pale and scarred, like ... what would he photograph. His dick ?? he's not gettin that out. ]

Would you hold them against me if I said your tits?

Haha

[ Good joke. He likes it.

And it takes Geralt a while, but he does eventually send her a picture of himself, focused on his torso. Arms a little awkward, he obviously doesn't know how to pose for anything. And why would he? Bare from the middle up, his shirt is in a ball in his lap. The shot cuts off at his throat, all his scars and sparse chest hair on display. (Sometimes a ladyfriend will wax it off, which can be very enjoyable. No matter how manly you are, pelts are difficult when half your skin is scar tissue.) ]

[ Pelt and scars and all, Geralt is a fucking delight to ogle. ]

Think I feel a song coming on...

All that sounds romantic
until you're friends with a bard and it happens

No!

Did he sing about your breasts, Geralt?

He's not here so I'm not telling

[ She can ask Lambert at her own risk - more likely to get a hateful rant about the famous Geralt of Rivia instead of anything funny. ]

[ Experiencing that will be fabulous. Fantastic. ]

So, you're saying your tits are totally art.

I really like that confidence in a person. Can you spare some?

You'd have to go through the trials and lose your emotions
I like yours this way

[ Oh, what the fuck, that got her in the heart. Speaking of emotions. ]

Thanks, Geralt. Normally people don't care for their... volume.

Emotionless seems like an inaccurate word to describe you?

I appreciate volume

[ The intensity reaches through the grey haze of his dampened understanding. ]

It's a misnomer I guess
but we're not normal
the chemicals that replace our natural ones do things to the makeup of our brains
to keep us from panicking and to keep us neutral
Makes shit different

[ This poorly thought-out pic exchange's turned out to be reassuring on a number of levels. ]

You can see pretty clearly, don't you? ~~Kindred (people like me) might be less nasty without panic or rage to make us frenzy.~~ [ Whoa there! Deleting that! ]

I bet you won't need glasses in your old age, either.

I see a lot
colors humans don't understand

How old do you think I am

Between forty and fifty-five.

[ Just sort of tweaking the higher number down from sixty, which is the actual upper range of her estimation. ]

Edited (fontbbrbrbg) 2019-09-28 05:12 (UTC)

Yeah right

[ He knows his SICK ABS don't look old, at least. ]

I think 100
could be more by now I'm not sure

Honestly! If you were something like me, you'd be on the younger side. Perspective is funny.

I'm twenty-three. That's not a problem, right?

It'd be a little late

[ Geralt's made worse decisions for less freaky sex. At least she's older than Ciri, which he suspects will be the bar from now on. How do you deal with having a massively longer lifespan than most of your social circle? He's got no idea. ]

Little bit. You sent me a picture of your breasts. No going back from that.

[ It's a few minutes, but because she's in the kind of mood where she thinks she's a comedian, Paloma includes another image: a familiar brass tub, starting to fill up. ]

Yeah that was definitely the tipping point

[ Not fucking her brains out in her bathroom in that very tub. ]

I didn't make friends with humans until I was sixty or so
I think
Before that it was only other witchers and dwarves
If I ever get home I'm not sure how I'll feel socializing with people eighty years younger
guess everybody in these situations goes through that at some point

or they're eternal fucking weirdos

Edited (left off a y) 2019-09-28 06:14 (UTC)

[ Somebody's brains got fucked out............... ]

I met a few with one or a few centuries under their belt. First one coming to mind is a real freaking asshole, or was.

Sobering stuff. It's almost as if the older people get, the more determined they are to go crazy. Present company excepted?

[ You sex poisoned him, that's different. ]

The oldest people I've ever known have been the best
barring one elf

Well, that figures. Could be that vampires just suck.

[ Ha. But actually. With their feeding habits, and their funky high-inducing bites, and sometimes a Teflon steel vag. ]

Thank you for the reassurances. I'm taking a bath for real, do you want one last shot? For luck?

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